Facebook SMS

Girls Will Be Girls
***Facebook Inbox***
Boy : Hello babe....
Girl : (Seen 3 Minutes ago)

Boy : Hey please answer me :)
Girl : (Seen 2 Minutes ago)

Boy : But why do you treat me like that ?? What don't you answer me ?
Girl : (Seen 3 Minutes ago)

Boy : OK Good Night dear, I just wanted to tell you that I have received my salary worth 50000/- Rs and i have reserved 20000 for your shopping ..

Girl : Wow sure ? That's great when shall we go ?

Boy : (Seen 3 Minutes ago)

Girl : Please tell me dear, I was off last, when shall we go ?

Boy : (Seen 1 Minute ago)

Girl : I know  your there and your reading my messages, Just answer

Boy : (Seen 2 Minute ago)

Girl : Anyway good night....
Tomorrow we will go shopping...!!

What is Facebook ?
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Its a place where a guy posts a joke he gets no response ......... and if a girl posts the same joke, she gets 150 likes 300 comments and 500 friend requests..

Facebook is like a Fridge
Facebook is like a fridge
You know there is nothing new inside but you check it out every ten minutes.!!

Why do you always keep typing
Girl : Why do you always keep typing my name in your status ?

Boy : Because facebook keep asking me whats on my mind so i keep typing your name...!!

I am blocked
The Most Popular Line On Facebook These Days..
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Send me request dear... I am blocked

Most Touching Line By A Friend
Most touching lines by a friend just before death

Please cover my face before my friend reach
Otherwise they will take photo and upload on Facebook..

If Facebook get banned
If Facebook get banned...


You will see people roaming in the streets with their picture in their hands

Crying & Screaming

"Do you like this picture ?"

Modern Style Wedding
Modern style wedding

Pujari : Do you both agree to change your Facebook status to Married ?
Couple : Yes .. We do
Pujari : Vivah sampann...!!

Warning That Should Be Placed At Every Warning that should be placed at every offices/mails

In case of fire..
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Exit building before updating a status on Facebook about it..!

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